The urge to smoke is that strong
It smells like a wood-burning stove with a Dutch oven on top where you are baking bread and getting sweet jam ready to put on top of it

As you will already know, Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere was pictured smoking outside a club naturally, we got thinking on football smoking puns and came up with the following Our best and worst football smoking puns Gylfi Cig-urdsson, Tottenham Hotspur Rickie Lambert and Butler, Southampton E-Fag Ekoku, ex-Norwich City and Wimbledon Pipe Guardiola, Bayern Munich manager Camel Zayatte, ex-Sheffield Wednesday Lorik Cancer, Lazio Eric Cancer-na, ex-Leeds United and Manchester United David Emphy-Seaman, ex-Arsenal Richard Cough, ex-Everton, Rangers and Tottenham Hotspur Gauloises Bohinen, ex-Derby County and Nottingham Forest Steed Marlboro, Lyon Paul Ro-Benson, Blackburn Rovers Filter Jagielka, Everton FC Twenty, Dutch side Stadium of Lighter, Sunderlands home ground Mauricio Packet-ino, Southampton manager Dirk Snout, Fenerbahe Match Le Tissier, ex-Southampton Tobacco-ry Sagna, Arsenal Nicotino Asprilla, ex-Newcastle United Bryan Ruiz-la, Fulham Damien Snuff, Fulham Jobi McAsnuff, Reading Alan McInhale-y, ex-Aston Villa and Celtic Wes Brown, Sunderland Raheem Sterling, Liverpool Richard Dunne-hill, Queens Park Rangers Edgar Davidoffs, Barnet manager Craig Cigar-dner, Sunderland Nathan Richmond, Norwich City Leroy (May)Fer, Norwich City Ledley (Super)King, ex-Tottenham Hotspur Golden Virgi-Nyarko, ex-Everton Barry SilkCut, renowned football agent Alan Stubs, ex-Bolton Wanderers, Celtic and Everton Ashtray Cole, Chelsea Niemeyer, a Dutch tobacco company and Barcelona/Brazil star Can you think of any more football/smoking puns

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